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幽默的句子适合中学生

《幽默的句子适合中学生》

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幽默的句子适合中学生

1、师哥别怕,我们已经没有退路了。师妹冷静点,看着你,我怎麽能冷静下来呢。那就别看了。讨厌。

2、When I was young, I couldn't sleep at night, 'cause I thought there was a monster in the closet. But my brother told me there wasn't anything in the closet but fear. That fear wasn't real. He said it wasn't made of anything. It was just air. Not even that. He said you just have to face it. You just have to open that door, and the monster would disappear. In here, though, you face your fear, you open that door... and there's a hundred more doors behind it. And the monsters that are hiding behind them... are all real. But I think I'd like to face the monsters on my own.

3、I hope you're holding on to something tight 'cause i'm about to break it down for you.我希望你做好心理准备,因为我要说的东西会让你崩溃。

4、莱诺·罗格:人家都随便刻了名字上去了。

5、你生了个萝卜

6、许多种情感鱼贯似地流露到她的脸上,仿佛正被冲洗着的相纸一点一点地显示出物景那样。

7、Without the money,we are screwed没有钱我们就完了。

8、Friend of Sucre: You look like hell.

9、道士拿了钱还给村民鱼干说道:怎么贵重的东西我是不会要的!

10、-因为他是我哥哥。



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